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Teto Kasane is a UTAUloid voice-acted by Mayo Oyamano. She was made as a april fools joke, as a fake Vocaloid. She is a 31 year-old Chimera, making her 'accual' age 15 and a half. Her hair is red and commonly said to look like drills, and this is referaced in the song Teto Territory. She has the number '04' pictured on her arm as a referance to the CV series (Character Vocaloid series), which have the numbers '01' on Miku, '02' on Rin and Len, and '03' on Luka. In her newer designs this number has been changed to '0401', the date of april fools day (her birthday).

Teto territory

Lyrics: ...
Teacher! Is Kasane Kasane Kasane Kasane in Vocaloid?

Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto
Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto Teto

Don't boo me, I'm not a professional~
My favorite food is french bread, I eat it with margarine!
Though I'm in my 30s, I'm a chimera - so that makes me 15
Aiming to be at the top of Boucaloids, I sing as an UTAU

Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
(Don't call me a 30-year-old~!)
Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
(Kyu~)

I am a diva, I am not a fake
I sing wonderful songs, Boucaloid monopoly
I am an idol, no drill on my head
Drills go SCREEEEW!
I am Kasane territory

>>Report 1: When Kasane Teto transforms into her second form,
the drill section of her twintails will begin rotating.
(Ni- ni- nice tool, nice cut-and-paste tool)

Finding a DVD I had borrowed a month ago
I rush over to TSUTAYA and return it, only to get told off and turn blue...
(Hum)
Perfect singer, pretty twindrills
I sing without ten-and-some thousand yen
Kyu~

I am a diva, I am not a fake
I sing many songs, Boucaloid monopoly
I am an idol, no drill on my head
The drills don't spin!
I am Kasane territory

"Well, what do you think of this girl?"
"Very much loved, I'd think!"
(Muggyu~ Mugyu~)
You didn't know?
She is indeed the 30-year-old Tetopettenson,
Teto-chan!

Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
Tetoto Tetoto Teto Tetoto Tetoto Teto
Kyu~
(Chimera)

I am a diva, I am not a fake
I want to sing with everyone, Boucaloid monopoly
I am an idol, no drill on my head
Drills go SCREEEEW!
I am Kasane territory

I was only a joke to begin with, but now I can sing
I dreamt of becoming a VOCALOID - I'll do someday, right?

I sing songs, I want this joy of singing
to reach everyone's hearts!
I am Kasane territory

I am Kasane territory

You are indeed foolish